George

This is incredible!

Jerry

I always thought there was something funny about this letter! She copied it right out of Chapter 2! She a thief, a bunko-artist!

George

Maybe I won't send her that check.

Elaine

You know, it's not really that terrible.

Jerry

What are you talking about? She completely misrepresented herself! (mimicking the letter) I don't offer happiness. I offer happiness! James Caan doesn't offer happiness!