George

All bald people look good in hats.

Elaine

You should have lived in the twenties and thirties, you know men wore hats all the time then.

George

What a bald paradise that must have been. Nobody knew.

Elaine

Well, you can wear a hat all the time now. Who's stopping you?

George

No, I can't. What if I meet a woman? I'd always be worried about that first moment where I'd take it off and see that look of disappointment on her face.