Jerry

Hey, did you ever pretend there's like, murderers chasing you, and you try and see how fast you can get your keys out and get into your apartment?

Girlfriend

I'm from Witchita, so...

Jerry

Oh. I see. There he is! (Pretends the murderers are coming.)

Girlfriend

Hurry, Jerry! He's coming! Hurry!

Jerry

The murderers! (Jerry unlocks his door and they both run inside.)