Kramer

Hey! You ever been in an accident?

Biker

About five years ago. I was going down this very road. Same time of day, going about the same speed I'm going now...there was a rock in the road. Couldn't have been more than a pebble. Never really saw it! Lost control of the bike, went flyin' about a hundred feet - came down right on my head. Cracked it wide open! Blood and stuff was just splattered all over the road, there...I broke every bone in my face. Hey, you know, when they found me, my eyes were hanging out of their sockets? Yeah, they pronounced me dead at the scene. I was in a coma for...well, they told me about a year...said I'd be a vegetable for life. Yeah, but I showed 'em. Ever since then I always wear a helmet! (The biker goes into a turn.) Lean! (Kramer yells.)

Jerry

Georgie Boy! Way to come through with the keys! Sit down, I'm buying you dinner.

George

Look, I gotta tell ya...I been thinkin' about it, I just don't feel right about letting you into Elaine's apartment.

Jerry

Don't feel right? What are you talking about?