Jerry

First of all, you're not even supposed to have Elaine's keys. You're supposed to give 'em back to her, so she can give 'em back to me, because she has mine. So technically, those are my keys.

George

Yes, well, if you had never taken your keys back from Kramer, he never would have taken his back from you and given 'em to me, in which case I wouldn't have had to take mine back from her.

Jerry

Well, I want those keys. (Tries to grab the keys from George.)

George

Nope, no can do.

Jerry

George, give them to me, I want these keys. (They struggle over the keys.) I don't want to get physical!