Jerry

But you can never keep a secret.

George

I know. This was like a record. My previous record was when Joni Hirsch asked me not to tell anybody that we slept together. Kept a lid on that for about 28 seconds.

Jerry

Well, you've come a long way.

George

I've matured.

Jerry

Hey listen, the Tonight Show called me, they want me to come out and do the show on the 28th and they're giving me two free tickets to LA. You wanna go?