George

What'd you ask me for?

Jerry

Yeah, I'll hold on. Hey George, did you see a piece of paper I had on the nightstand here, like crumpled up, like a napkin?

George

Nope.

Jerry

'Cause I had like three jokes on it, they were all perfectly worded just the way I wanted to have it. Can't find it. Hello?

George

Hey, a shoe buffing machine!