George

Hey. You know, do I have a case for you guys to do on L.A. Law.

Bernsen

Really.

George

...so mind you, at this point I'm only going out with her two or three weeks. So she goes out of town and she asks me to feed her cat. So at this time, there's a lot of stuff going on in my life and, uh, it slips my mind for a few days. Maybe a week. Not a week, five, six days.

Bernsen

Yeah yeah yeah. So what happened?

George

Well, it's the damnedest thing. The cat dies. So she comes back into town, she finds the cat lying on the carpet stiff as a board.