George

Of course it is.

Jerry

How is this an emergency?

George

Your friend is been accused of being a serial killer. I think that qualifies.

Jerry

All right, I'll call 911. Think he did it? Could've he done it? Couldn't done it? How could've he done it? Couldn't be? Could it? Hello 911? How are you? I'm sorry it was just a reflex...I know it's an emergency number...it is an emergency...my friend is being accused of being a smog strangler and I know he didn't do it...they're putting me trough to the detective in charge of the investigation...what is my name? Who am I? I'm eh...George Costanza...

George

What's the matter with you? Are you crazy? Why are you using my name?!