Jerry

I don't know. Maybe they gave out fig leaf clumps to all the soldiers.

George

Well I think it would be nice if there was some kind of historical record of it.

Jerry

Maybe they should have a toilet paper museum. Would you like that? So we could see all the toilet paper advancements down through the ages. Toilet paper of the Crusades, the development of the perforation, the first six-pack . . .

Stu

Excuse me, Jerry? I'm Stu Chermak. I'm with NBC.

Jerry

Hi.