Jerry

What person who runs an antique store gets involved in people's lives?

George

Why not?

Jerry

So someone comes in to buy an old lamp and all of a sudden I'm getting them out of a jam? I could see if I was a pharmacist because a pharmacist knows what's wrong with everybody that comes in.

George

I know, but antiques are very popular right now.

Jerry

No they're not, they used to be.