George

Why don't they have salsa on the table?

Jerry

What do you need salsa for?

George

Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.

Jerry

You know why? Because people like to say 'salsa.' 'Excuse me, do you have salsa?' 'We need more salsa.' 'Where is the salsa? No salsa?'

George

You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. (Angry) 'I wanted seltzer, not salsa.'