Kramer

what is this? What have I got one pant leg on for?

Jerry

Don't you know? Look-look at your face! You only shaved the right side of your face! What is this? A joke?

Kramer

No, t's a joke.. a joke... a joke... you think this is funny?

Jerry

Go look at your face in the mirror.

Kramer

Wha-huh-wha-huh...