Newman
Hello jerry. What a pleasant surprise.
Jerry
There's nothing pleasant about it, so lets just cut the crap.. You gave me fleas. I know it and you know it..
Newman
Fleas? Bwa ha ha ha ha .That's preposterous. How can I , give you fleas. Now if you don't mind...
Jerry
Oh! but I do. There's probably fleas crawling all over your little snack bar. ( as he says this Newman is wildly scratching behind his back. he suddenly stops when Jerry turns around)
Newman
So , you have fleas. Maybe you keep your house in a state of disrepair. Maybe you live in squalor.