Jerry

You could be a fireman on a fire truck on the way to a fire. You bump into one of my relatives. 'I'm sorry Uncle Leo, there's a building full of people burning down. I really do have to be running.' He'll go: 'Go. Go ahead. Go to your fancy fire. If that's what you have to do.'

George

Look at this.

Jerry

Why didn't you shave this morning?

George

'Cause I shaved yesterday in the afternoon.

Jerry

Why?