Kramer

Oh, no, uh, he's got my Calamine lotion and uh, I told him not to return it. If he needs it he should keep it. He's got uh, he's got a thing on his ankle.

Helen

How can anyone not like him.

Morty

Hi, Morty Seinfeld. I have a two o'clock appointment.

Receptionist

Yes, Mr. Seinfeld. Would you please fill this out.

Morty

All this? This whole thing? It's going to take me forty-five minutes.