Morty

Hi, Morty Seinfeld. I have a two o'clock appointment.

Receptionist

Yes, Mr. Seinfeld. Would you please fill this out.

Morty

All this? This whole thing? It's going to take me forty-five minutes.

Receptionist

I know. It's very long.

Morty

Look at this. It's a book. Employer's address. Whydo they need this? You know I never had a back problem until that night I slept on the convertible sofa. (hu hu) My back was fine.