Morty

Well one day somebody's going to sleep on that thing and we'll get sued. I hope this doctor knows what he's doing.

Helen

Leo says he's the best there is.

Morty

Leo, I'm listening to Leo now!

Helen

Well you're lucky he was able to get you this appointment. You know what the waiting list is for this guy?

Morty

Well, if he fixes my back I'll be happy. . . . (back to the form) Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease? That's IT! . . . Here, you got my name, you got my address. That's enough.