Morty

Who needs this?

Morty

Leo, let's go.

Jerry

...main difference between the women's wallet and the man's wallet, is the photo section. True? Women carry with them a photograph of every person they've ever met, every day in their whole lives, since the beginning of time. And every picture is out of date. You know what I mean? It's, 'Here's my cousin, three years old. She's in the marines now.' 'This is my dog. He died during the Johnson administration.' You know. You get stopped by a cop, no licence, no registration, (waves imaginary wallet) 'Here's fifty-six people that know me.' Cop goes. 'Alright, ma'am, just wanted to make sure you had some friends, move it along. Routine pal check.'