Jerry

Why do you keep bringing up the bubble boy. You don't have to mention the bubble boy? I know about the bubble boy. I'm aware of the bubble boy. Why do you keep reminding me about the bubble boy?

Jerry

I'll have a cup of coffee and a turkey club.

Waitress

How ?bout you?

Elaine

Um, I'll just have a glass of water.

Jerry

(whispers) You can't just have water.