Susan

(To George) Daddy never laughs.

George

Oh, well, so what? Laughter - what is that? I mean, what is the point of opening your mouth and going 'Ha, ha!'? What is that? 'Ha, ha!'?

Ross

You know, you can't get those cigars anywhere.

Ross

You and your cigars..

Ross

(Shooting back at his wife) Wear some more lipstick.