Clerk

Sign right here, please. (hands over clipboard)

Kramer

(signs it) Okay. (The clerk hands him a manila envelope). Thanks. (opens up the envelope) Assman? Oh, no, these don't belong to me. I'm not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake.

Clerk

What's your name again?

Kramer

Cosmo Kramer.

Clerk

(checks computer again) Cosmo Kramer. You *are* the Assman.