Jerry

(on phone) But officer, he threatened me! I don't understand, that?s not right! What if it was the President of the United States I bet you'd investigate. So what?s the difference, I?m a comedian of the United States, and I?ll tell you I?m under just as much pressure. Alright, thanks anyway, ok bye.

Jerry

(cautiously) Who is it?

George

It's George.

George

What, are you locking the door now?

Jerry

Well, well, look at you. It?s a little skimpy there isn't it?