Jerry

Why should I be uncomfortable just because my apartment is closer to town hall than yours?

George

That?s not the issue, we're friends, if I?ve got to be uncomfortable, you've got to be uncomfortable too!

Jerry

All right, all right, I?ll wear this. It's bad enough I?ve got to go to the opera I?ve got to sit next to ozzie nelson over here.

Jerry

Would you turn that down! What is that crap!

Kramer

It's Pagliacci!