Susan

He decided not to come. He said he was uncomfortable.

Jerry

Uncomfortable? How does you think I feel?.. Hey let me ask you something, how much did you pay for that ticket?

Jerry

Kramer, who'd you sell your ticket to?

Kramer

Some nut in a clown suit!

Jerry

I had some friends drag me to an opera recently, you know how they've got those little opera glasses, you know, do you really need binoculars, I mean how big do these people have to get before you can spot 'em. These opera kids they're going two-fifty, two-eighty, three-twenty-five, they're wearing big white woolly vests, the women have like the breastplates, the bullet hats with the horn coming out. If you can't pick these people out, forget opera, think about optometry, maybe that?s more you're thing.