George

Ah, no, no. Are you sure? A girlfriend?

Jerry

I'm looking at a guy in a semi-daily with tampax in his house and an implied date on Saturday night. I would like to help you out, but...

George

Would you believe my luck? The first time in my life I have a good answer to the question, 'What do you do?' and I have a girlfriend. I mean, you don't need a girlfriend when you can answer that question. That's what you say in order to get girlfriends. Once you can get a girlfriend, you don't want a girlfriend, you just want more girlfriends.

Jerry

You're going to make a good father someday.

George

Well it's not fair, Jerry. It's just not fair. All right, all right. That's it. I'm getting out of this thing.