Jerry

I'm looking at a guy in a semi-daily with tampax in his house and an implied date on Saturday night. I would like to help you out, but...

George

Would you believe my luck? The first time in my life I have a good answer to the question, 'What do you do?' and I have a girlfriend. I mean, you don't need a girlfriend when you can answer that question. That's what you say in order to get girlfriends. Once you can get a girlfriend, you don't want a girlfriend, you just want more girlfriends.

Jerry

You're going to make a good father someday.

George

Well it's not fair, Jerry. It's just not fair. All right, all right. That's it. I'm getting out of this thing.

Jerry

Fine. Break up with her. But you know what this means?