Elaine

No, no, I'm leaving.

Jerry

I like that thing in your hair there.

Elaine

Oh yeah? This woman was selling them at this crazy party I was at last night. You'll appreciate this. Snapple?

Marla

No thanks.

Elaine

I was talking to this guy, you know, and I just happened to throw my purse on the sofa. And my diaphragm goes flying out. So I just froze, you know, ahh! Staring at my diaphragm. You know, it's just lying there. So then, this woman, the one who sold me this hair thing, she grabbed it before the guy noticed, so. I mean, big deal, right? So I carry around my diaphragm, who doesn't? Yeah, like it's a big, big secret that women carry around their diaphragms. You never know when you're gonna need it, right? (Sips the Snapple) Ahh.