George

Where's the food? What happened to Ping?

Jerry

Don't worry, he'll be here. Look, we only got about two hours. We just need to come up with one good story so we can get through this meeting. (Buzzer) There's your food.

George

Hey, what about this? I'm in a car accident. The motorist is uninsured, you with me?

Jerry

Yeah.

George

My car's totaled. It's all his fault and now, he has absolutely no money. There is no way that he can pay me. So the judge decrees that he becomes my butler.