George

All right, I'll tell them my sister died. (Starts fake crying) My poor sister died. She was standing and then she was laughing and then they SHOT her! That's the kind of sick city that we're livin' in. They shoot you for laughing. I must go and comfort my poor family. Jerry, take me home so I can comfort my... my poor family.

Jerry

What?

George

That's David Letterman. I just saw David Letterman walk by. I'll be right back. (He exits)

Woman

Mr. Seinfeld, they're ready for you. (She exits)

Jerry

Yes, I was very wise to hitch my wagon to his star. (Jerry enters meeting)