Jerry

Listen, I wouldn't put too much stock into what Elaine has to say about relationships. She comes from a broken home, and I mean that literally. A tree fell on her roof and cracked the whole structure. Her parents got along beautifully, but her house was in bad shape.

Marla

Maybe I should get going.

Jerry

What else did you say to her?

Elaine

Nothin'. I was just givin' her the straight dope.

Jerry

More like a dope was giving it to her straight. Another cup of coffee with you, she'll wind up in a convent.