Elaine

Nothin'. I was just givin' her the straight dope.

Jerry

More like a dope was giving it to her straight. Another cup of coffee with you, she'll wind up in a convent.

Elaine

Listen, there was a lot more I could've told her, believe me.

Jerry

What is that about leaving after sex? Did I ever leave with you?

Elaine

You might've if I'd stayed. So you know what? I got served with papers today. Ping is suing me. I need your virgin as a witness. You better be nice to her.