Elaine

You might've if I'd stayed. So you know what? I got served with papers today. Ping is suing me. I need your virgin as a witness. You better be nice to her.

Jerry

I was trying to be.

Elaine

Look at George. (On the other side of the restaurant) He lucked out, huh?

Jerry

Oh, you're not kiddin'. Who'd 've figured Susan would break up with him? They had a good thing going.

Elaine

Yeah, since she met him she's been vomited on, her family cabin's been burned down, she learned her father's a homosexual, and she got fired from a high paying network job. Yeah, they had a real good thing going.