Elaine

Yeah, since she met him she's been vomited on, her family cabin's been burned down, she learned her father's a homosexual, and she got fired from a high paying network job. Yeah, they had a real good thing going.

George

What do I do? Well actually, I'm a writer. In fact, I'm writing a comedy pilot for NBC right now.

Woman

A sitcom? How can you write that crap? Carol, this guy's writing a sitcom.

Carol

A sitcom? Come on, let's go. (They leave)

Woman

A sitcom. Can you imagine? And he actually tried to use it to hit on me!