Elaine

Mm-hm.

Jerry

You're a hostage, captured by terrorists-

Elaine

(Smiling, chewing) Who, me?

Jerry

You, anybody - whatever. You're in the little room, you're chained to the floor, you're there for a long time.. do you think they would ever consider doing the laundry?

Elaine

(Matter-of-factly) They have to, it's in the Geneva Convention.