Jerry

You're a hostage, captured by terrorists-

Elaine

(Smiling, chewing) Who, me?

Jerry

You, anybody - whatever. You're in the little room, you're chained to the floor, you're there for a long time.. do you think they would ever consider doing the laundry?

Elaine

(Matter-of-factly) They have to, it's in the Geneva Convention.

Kramer

(Imitating a Turkish terrorist) You! Take off your socks, your pants, your underwear. We're doing the wash. C'mon! Take it off, take it off!