Kramer

Yeah, or it could be a proctologist.

Jerry

Yeah. Proctologist.

George

Come on! No doctor would put that on his car.

Kramer

Have you ever *met* a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. *Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: 'It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.'

Kramer

Oh! There's my phone. (He leaves)