George

Come on! No doctor would put that on his car.

Kramer

Have you ever *met* a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. *Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: 'It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.'

Kramer

Oh! There's my phone. (He leaves)

George

So, where you gonna stick this (points to the Fusilli Jerry)

Jerry

I'll tell you where I'd like to stick it.