The Airport Season 4, Episode 12

George

Hey, thanks for coming with me.

Kramer

Hey, what made you think you could touch that awning?

George

I confused it with another awning.

Kramer

So how we doin' on time?

George

We're perfect. I timed this out so we would pull up at the terminal *exactly* 17 minutes after their flight is supposed to land. That gives them just enough time to get off the plane, pick up their bags and be walking *out* of the terminal as we roll up. I tell you, it's a thing of beauty. I can not express to you the feeling I get from a perfect airport pickup. (starts looking around) What's going on? What are you doing? The Long Island Expressway? What are you getting on the Long Island Expressway for? Do you know what the traffic will be like? This is a suicide mission!