The Airport Season 4, Episode 12

George

Gee, I'm sorry... I got here first.

Prisoner

I don't care when you got here, I want the magazine...

George

You don't understand, there's a *blurb* about me in this magazine!

Prisoner

A *blurb*?!? *You're* a blurb! Check out the cover, idiot!

Guard

All right, let's go...