Jerry

Why, It's a perfect fit. You must be Cinderella.

George

My name is not mentioned in this blurb...

Kramer

It's Grossbard!

George

Who's Grossbard?

Kramer

When I lived on Third avenue and 18th street 20 years ago, I had this roommate who was *always* behind in his rent. Then one month, he asks me to loan him his share of the rent-- 240 bucks! He took the cash and >pfffft< disappears. Well, I try to find him, I went to his girlfriend's house, even his family. Uh-uh. I never got the money back! He screwed me! And that's the guy-- John Grossbard!