Kramer
It's Grossbard!
George
Who's Grossbard?
Kramer
When I lived on Third avenue and 18th street 20 years ago, I had this roommate who was *always* behind in his rent. Then one month, he asks me to loan him his share of the rent-- 240 bucks! He took the cash and >pfffft< disappears. Well, I try to find him, I went to his girlfriend's house, even his family. Uh-uh. I never got the money back! He screwed me! And that's the guy-- John Grossbard!
George
Hey Kramer, c'mon-- it was 240 bucks twenty years ago...
Kramer
No, I'm gonna turn around... I'm gonna get that guy...