The Airport Season 4, Episode 12

George

Who's Grossbard?

Kramer

When I lived on Third avenue and 18th street 20 years ago, I had this roommate who was *always* behind in his rent. Then one month, he asks me to loan him his share of the rent-- 240 bucks! He took the cash and >pfffft< disappears. Well, I try to find him, I went to his girlfriend's house, even his family. Uh-uh. I never got the money back! He screwed me! And that's the guy-- John Grossbard!

George

Hey Kramer, c'mon-- it was 240 bucks twenty years ago...

Kramer

No, I'm gonna turn around... I'm gonna get that guy...

George

No-no-no, Kramer. Kramer! Kramer! You *cannot* abandon people in the middle of an airport pickup! It's a binding social contract. We... we must go forward... not back.