Attendant

Yes, there are a few of those, too...

Tia

It's almost overwhelming...

Captain

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Due to equipment problems at the runway at Laguardia, we've been instructed by the tower to re-route and land at JFK. We apologize for any inconvenience...

Elaine

[To anyone who'll listen] What'd he say? What'd he say?

George

Well, You're not gonna believe it...