George

I'm not gonna give you my card unless you tell me what it's for!

Kramer

I'm gonna buy a ticket-- I'm gonna get on that flight.

George

What, are you, nuts? You're gonna spend more on the ticket than you're gonna get back from Grossbard.

Kramer

No, I'm not gonna use the ticket! I'm gonna get my money, I'll get off the plane and turn your ticket in for a refund. It's not gonna cost you a dime! Now gimme the card.

George

This is a *great* idea! Here... use this one. I get frequent flyer miles with every purchase... Wait! Get two tickets. As long as your turning it in for a refund what's the difference? I'll get *double* the bonus miles.