Jerry

What is all the racket back there? You know, you're trying to relax on the plane and this is what you have to put up with. [To attendant] What is going on?

Attendant

Sir, this woman tried to *sneak* into first class.

Jerry

Oh, you see, that's terrible. The problem is, that curtain is no security-- there really should be a locking door.

Kramer

Hey! That guy owes me 240 bucks!

Jerry

Couldn't be...