George

Who says?

Elaine

You did.

George

Ah, ...A beautiful successful intelligent woman's in love with me and I throw it all away. uh oh boy. Now I'll spend the rest of my life living alone. I'll sit in my disgusting little apartment watching basketball games, eating Chinese take out. Walking around with no underwear. Because I'm too lazy to do a laundry.

Jerry

You walk around with no underwear?

George

Yeah, what do you do when you run out of laundry?