Woman

So I got home, and he was vacuuming! I mean, he's twelve years old! Who else but my Alan would do something like that?

Woman

And then last night, he put on my high heels. Oh, he put on such a show for us! He was dancing around, lip-sync'ing to ``A Chorus Line'', I mean you can see he's got talent.

Elaine

[annoyed] Excuse me, excuse me.

Woman

What's the problem?

Elaine

[momentarily shocked, as if the answer were self-evident] You're talking.