George

No, they're not funny at all. No, I have no funny friends. I'm the funny one. El Clowno.

Elaine

Look, I was nice enough to pick it up for you

Jerry

Hey, I've been back four days, I want my mail.

Elaine

It's mostly bills, magazines and junk mail anyway.

Jerry

Elaine, that's what mail is. Without bills, magazines and junk mail, there is no mail.