George

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that's a fantasy camp.

Jerry

Hey listen, if you're gonna go out with this lawyer, why don't you have dinner with us and then maybe you can go to the auto show with her if you want, you know, have a little company, take the pressure off.

Jerry

...he never heard of corduroy!

Cheryl

(howling with laughter) Stop it, you're killing me!!

Jerry

He never heard of corduroy! True story, true story.